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Schmuck

New York, USA · Ingredient-led cocktails and bar food · North America

Provisional Kinda Decent 2026 2-star — Actually, Very Good

provisional 2026 rating

★★ Currently qualifies as Actually, Very Good in the Kinda Decent Index 2026.

A standout in New York, judged against the size of its scene, not just the size of the city. See the full class →

This live rating may change until the incorporated world’s 50 best bars 2026 results and remaining accepted 2026 inputs are locked in a reviewed, committed snapshot and the edition is frozen.

schmuck. brings a relaxed house-party mood to the East Village with ingredient-led cocktails and Middle Eastern–European bar food. Its Living Room takes reservations, while the communal Kitchen Table is kept for walk-ins.

Description source · Checked 2026-09-09

Plan Your Visit

97 1st Ave, New York, NY 10003, United StatesEast Village

Style
Ingredient-led cocktails and bar foodChecked 2026-09-09 · Source
Hours
Monday closed; Tuesday–Sunday 16:00–01:00.Checked 2026-09-20 · Source
Booking
Living Room reservations via Resy; Kitchen Table is walk-in.Checked 2026-09-09 · Source
Menu
Savoury house cocktails and highballs, including tomato-forward and peanut-and-chilli drinks in the published review.Checked 2026-10-05 · Source

Hours and menus can change. Check the venue’s latest details before visiting.

The score & its evidence

Seven signals. One score.

60.9 / 100

The composite combines the seven weighted signals and the published adjustments. The chart shows each signal before weighting.

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Signal / 100Score
Guest ratings
55.7
World's 50 Best
90.0
Top 500 Bars
65.4
Spirited Awards
66.7
Regional Recognition
59.3
Serious press
35.6
Social Vibes
56.7

Weights: Guest ratings 23% · World's 50 Best 12% · Top 500 Bars 10% · Spirited 12% · Regional Recognition 18% · Press 10% · Social Vibes 15%

Missing evidence, confirmed none and evidence outside a scoring window each contribute zero. We do not redistribute their fixed weight to other signals.

Social Vibes

Score read updated:

positive2 critic reviews and 1 opening report.· high confidence

Sentiment score

81/ 100

The existing 81/100 and high confidence remain the historical read. This source check clarifies attribution without recalculating the score.

Score context

Two cited critics praise the cocktails and relaxed, house-party atmosphere; one describes crowding. The opening report adds the owners’ account of the concept. These sources are not a customer consensus.

Guest sources checked:

The critic reviews are dated February and December 2025. Eater’s January 2025 opening report includes owner statements. They do not establish current queues or a broad customer consensus.

Guest score details

What the cited sources say

  • Cocktails praised by critics
  • Relaxed atmosphere and attentive recommendations

Critic reservations

  • Crowding described in a dated critic review

This read cites editorial or award context. Those links are distinct from guest accounts; only the reviewed links in Reviews & press count toward Press.

Editorial citations in this read

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Crowd signal

Google 4.2★ across 466 reviews.

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Awards

Results from the three global systems scored separately in our formula.

World’s 50 Best

Top 500 Bars

Regional Recognition

Regional and national lists, local awards and bartender peer picks considered for this room's Regional Recognition score. The strongest result from each program and year scores; assessed guides use the latest accepted dated status once.

North America's 50 Best Bars

Reviews & press