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Satan's Whiskers

London, UK · Classic cocktails & hip-hop · Europe

Provisional Kinda Decent 2026 3-star — Genuinely Exceptional

provisional 2026 rating

★★★ Currently qualifies as Genuinely Exceptional in the Kinda Decent Index 2026.

Clears the global three-star score threshold after selection within its city capacity. See the full class →

This live rating may change until the incorporated world’s 50 best bars 2026 results and remaining accepted 2026 inputs are locked in a reviewed, committed snapshot and the edition is frozen.

A Bethnal Green neighbourhood bar serving classic cocktails from a menu that changes daily, with hip-hop on the soundtrack. Open from 5pm until late, with later finishes on Friday and Saturday. Walk-ins are welcome; reservations are recommended and taken only by telephone on +44 20 7739 8362.

Description source · Checked 2026-09-09

Plan Your Visit

343 Cambridge Heath Rd, London E2 9RA, United KingdomBethnal Green

Style
Classic cocktails & hip-hopChecked 2026-09-09 · Source
Hours
From 5pm daily until late; later on Friday and Saturday. Exact closing times are not published.Checked 2026-09-09 · Source
Booking
Walk-ins welcome. Reservations by telephone only: +44 20 7739 8362.Checked 2026-09-09 · Source
Menu
Classic cocktails from a menu that changes daily.Checked 2026-10-02 · Source

Hours and menus can change. Check the venue’s latest details before visiting.

The score & its evidence

Seven signals. One score.

74.1 / 100

The composite combines the seven weighted signals and the published adjustments. The chart shows each signal before weighting.

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Signal / 100Score
Guest ratings
80.5
World's 50 Best
72.0
Top 500 Bars
78.6
Spirited Awards
80.8
Regional Recognition
100.0
Serious press
17.2
Social Vibes
64.4

Weights: Guest ratings 23% · World's 50 Best 12% · Top 500 Bars 10% · Spirited 12% · Regional Recognition 18% · Press 10% · Social Vibes 15%

Missing evidence, confirmed none and evidence outside a scoring window each contribute zero. We do not redistribute their fixed weight to other signals.

Social Vibes

Score read updated:

positive3 mentions· high confidence

Sentiment score

92/ 100

Score context

Consistently described as a true neighbourhood cocktail bar with excellent, properly made classics, daily-changing menu, hip-hop soundtrack, taxidermy decor and attentive staff. Guests love the value and unpretentious quality; minor notes about it being busy.

Guest score details

What guests like

  • excellent classics and consistency
  • friendly attentive staff
  • neighbourhood dive vibe with taxidermy
  • good value for London
  • daily menu and hip-hop

What to know

  • can be busy
  • reservations sometimes needed

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Crowd signal

Google 4.7★ across 1,213 reviews.

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Awards

Results from the three global systems scored separately in our formula.

Regional Recognition

Regional and national lists, local awards and bartender peer picks considered for this room's Regional Recognition score. The strongest result from each program and year scores; assessed guides use the latest accepted dated status once.

Europe's 50 Best Bars

UK Top 50 Cocktail Bars

The Bartender's Edit

Peer recommendations from working bartenders. All editions are shown for context; only the strongest placement after recency decay contributes to the score.

Reviews & press